When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named ” hand set ” by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs…scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put hand set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why some men will marry for 2 to 3 years without being able to impregnate their wives, and they put the blame on the woman.
Before a communication mast is mounted inside your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don’t even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.
Guys, stop putting handset in your pockets. Prevention is better than cure. Inform your friends and relatives about this dangers.
By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.
